Sabtu, November 29, 2008

Life's Too Precious

Money can't buy

Some people believe there are things that money can not buy. If you are one of them try to read this.


Price of Time

Money can't buy time?
  • You get interest in your bank account every month.
  • The company where you work has taken a large part of your leisure time (so you got paid every month).
  • You have to get monthly sales target (or you have to take ypur ass off the office and got paid no more!).
  • Buy a phone if you want to get connected with everyone all the time.
  • Your mobile phone value drop off when you want to sell it a year after (negative time preference).
  • Your son grows old and wants to go the university. His educational cost would be different from when he's still in elementary (positive time preference).
  • While you're waiting your friend to meet at the bus station you buy an ice cream and a magazine. Try to buy time.

Price of Sleep
Money can't buy sleep?
To sleep, you have to buy bed. After you have the bed you still can't sleep well since your bed installment is not settled yet. You're heavily indebted so you try to read a novel you bought a week ago to take your mind out of the hitch and hope it would make you fall asleep. But still it doesn't work. So you decide to go outside to buy prozac at the drug store. You sleep to well and wake up late in the morning. Then, you realized that the only way to get to the office on time is by finding a taxi. How about that!?

Price of Health
Money can't buy health?
  • Regularly you buy a toothbrush and paste and soaps.
  • You buy detergent to wash your clothes.
  • Your mom always buys non-cholesterol cooking oil.
  • You buy a sneaker to jog every morning. And to get early in the morning you buy an alarm clock.
  • A friend said, to keep his mental sound he needed something to loosen his nerve up after a week of working. So he bought a 15-inch color TV and a DVD player. Some other time he rent a cottage near the beach.
  • Part of government expenditure went to anti-smoking and safe-sex campaign.

Price of Home
Money can't buy home?
To gather with with your family you still need a place to live.

Price of Knowledge
Money can't buy knowledge?
How do you gain knowledge without books..free books?

Price of Respect
Money can't buy respect?
At work, many people act as if they have respect for his superior. In turn, they expect to get those kinds of rewards or promotion.

Price of Love
Money can't buy love?
  • You have to call and go out with your fiancee at least once a week. (Don't worry about your phone bill if your fiancee number begins with 0-800).
  • A ring is the symbol of your love. You buy it.
  • You got child. You love him/her very much. You have to provide food and education for your child.
  • You love your parents and you give half of your income to them.
  • Love is an abstract thing and not just expressions of feeling. More often than not, you have to realize or symbolize it with stuff. And yes...you need money!

There are no things that money can't buy. You have to have the money to live, no matter how much. It has become our second religion, a way to live, and it's not an option: something you can't live without. Praise the money! So get your ass out of here and try making some money out there!


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